1 00:02:21,550 --> 00:02:22,550 Kate! 2 00:02:22,610 --> 00:02:23,610 Kate, get in here quick! 3 00:02:25,010 --> 00:02:27,870 Doug, I was in the middle of a palm reading. 4 00:02:28,330 --> 00:02:31,210 I think she was gonna upgrade to the premium spirit summoning package. 5 00:02:31,910 --> 00:02:34,650 Um, I think I just saw something in the crystal ball. 6 00:02:35,230 --> 00:02:35,590 Oh, Doug. 7 00:02:36,130 --> 00:02:38,370 No, really, I can feel my powers returning. 8 00:02:38,850 --> 00:02:40,250 Doug, did you ever really have any? 9 00:02:40,850 --> 00:02:41,850 You doubt me? 10 00:02:42,090 --> 00:02:43,810 I mean, I was the amazing Rinaldi. 11 00:02:44,010 --> 00:02:48,050 I astounded people across this country with my mental skills, okay? 12 00:02:48,810 --> 00:02:52,230 Fortune telling, mind reading, hypnotism. 13 00:02:52,770 --> 00:02:55,253 I know, I wrote the copy for the advertisement, 14 00:02:55,254 --> 00:02:57,550 but honestly, have you really had any insight? 15 00:02:58,670 --> 00:02:59,670 You doubt me? 16 00:03:01,870 --> 00:03:05,550 No, just tell me what you saw. 17 00:03:07,490 --> 00:03:13,750 I'm not really sure what I saw, but I'm getting that feeling again, okay? 18 00:03:14,570 --> 00:03:16,010 Why don't we try this, okay? 19 00:03:25,620 --> 00:03:27,500 The four of clubs. 20 00:03:29,560 --> 00:03:30,560 Really? 21 00:03:38,880 --> 00:03:39,900 Eight of diamonds. 22 00:03:40,160 --> 00:03:41,160 Right again. 23 00:03:41,600 --> 00:03:42,620 Okay, one more. 24 00:03:45,580 --> 00:03:47,560 The ace of spades. 25 00:03:48,020 --> 00:03:49,020 You're amazing! 26 00:03:52,140 --> 00:03:55,340 Okay, you know this means that I have to try the hypnotizing. 27 00:03:55,880 --> 00:03:59,320 No, hypnotizing never works out right for you. 28 00:04:01,100 --> 00:04:02,520 Yeah, but that's before. 29 00:04:02,620 --> 00:04:04,040 Now I'm feeling it again. 30 00:04:04,300 --> 00:04:04,660 I'm feeling it. 31 00:04:04,661 --> 00:04:07,380 No, it got us kicked out of the show in Cleveland. 32 00:04:09,020 --> 00:04:10,440 Look, this isn't a show. 33 00:04:10,520 --> 00:04:11,880 You gotta let me at least try. 34 00:04:16,120 --> 00:04:17,120 Okay. 35 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:21,500 Keep your eye on the watch. 36 00:04:22,940 --> 00:04:26,840 You're getting very, very sleepy. 37 00:04:27,460 --> 00:04:29,440 Very, very sleepy. 38 00:04:30,700 --> 00:04:36,060 When I snap my fingers, you will be completely under my command. 39 00:04:36,700 --> 00:04:38,440 Under your command. 40 00:04:41,990 --> 00:04:44,820 You find me irresistibly attracted. 41 00:04:45,740 --> 00:04:47,140 Irresistibly attracted. 42 00:04:48,970 --> 00:04:52,080 You have an uncontrollable urge to have sex with me. 43 00:04:52,660 --> 00:04:53,660 Oh, yes. 44 00:05:32,180 --> 00:09:29,830 That was fantastic. 45 00:09:30,650 --> 00:09:31,650 Thanks. 46 00:09:32,910 --> 00:09:33,910 Wait a second. 47 00:09:34,450 --> 00:09:36,710 You're still supposed to be under hypnosis. 48 00:09:37,530 --> 00:09:38,530 Oh. 49 00:09:38,670 --> 00:09:41,610 Well, I felt bad, so I faked it. 50 00:09:42,470 --> 00:09:43,470 You were faking? 51 00:09:44,490 --> 00:09:46,170 Only the hypnosis part. 52 00:09:57,270 --> 00:09:59,790 Hey, look, a new stock came in. 53 00:10:00,750 --> 00:10:01,790 Throw all this junk away. 54 00:10:02,650 --> 00:10:02,870 Junk? 55 00:10:03,450 --> 00:10:04,970 We paid good money for this stuff. 56 00:10:05,130 --> 00:10:06,810 Money we don't have, I might add. 57 00:10:07,150 --> 00:10:08,190 You don't need it anymore. 58 00:10:08,270 --> 00:10:09,430 It's all trash. 59 00:10:09,431 --> 00:10:11,250 Have you lost your mind? 60 00:10:12,550 --> 00:10:13,550 Just read this. 61 00:10:13,830 --> 00:10:14,830 Remember my Aunt Bessie? 62 00:10:14,930 --> 00:10:18,850 Yeah, the mystic healer who got you into all of this mumbo jumbo? 63 00:10:19,350 --> 00:10:20,350 Exactly. 64 00:10:20,990 --> 00:10:22,590 Well, she passed away last week. 65 00:10:23,250 --> 00:10:24,910 Oh, so much for the mystic healing. 66 00:10:25,430 --> 00:10:29,010 Look, Aunt Bessie might have been an eccentric, but she was also loaded. 67 00:10:29,790 --> 00:10:31,070 Oh, too much liquor, huh? 68 00:10:32,070 --> 00:10:33,790 No, the other kind of loaded. 69 00:10:34,350 --> 00:10:35,550 Filthy, rich. 70 00:10:36,650 --> 00:10:37,170 Really? 71 00:10:37,510 --> 00:10:37,890 Uh-huh. 72 00:10:37,891 --> 00:10:39,490 She left us her mansion. 73 00:10:41,550 --> 00:10:41,650 What? 74 00:10:42,130 --> 00:10:43,130 That's right, baby. 75 00:10:43,190 --> 00:10:43,970 Pack up your things. 76 00:10:44,070 --> 00:10:45,270 We're moving to Beverly Hills. 77 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:50,950 This 78 00:11:03,990 --> 00:11:05,250 is just amazing. 79 00:11:05,390 --> 00:11:06,890 It's everything you said it would be. 80 00:11:07,110 --> 00:11:10,770 Yep, it's completely furnished and it's paid for. 81 00:11:11,390 --> 00:11:13,190 This is the life I always promised you, honey. 82 00:11:13,670 --> 00:11:15,050 I could not be happier. 83 00:11:17,210 --> 00:11:18,710 Hey, our first visitors. 84 00:11:21,690 --> 00:11:22,210 Hi. 85 00:11:22,570 --> 00:11:23,610 We're your new neighbors. 86 00:11:23,970 --> 00:11:24,970 We brought pie. 87 00:11:25,430 --> 00:11:26,150 Good job, lovely. 88 00:11:26,310 --> 00:11:27,310 Come in. 89 00:11:31,080 --> 00:11:32,680 Honey, these are our new neighbors. 90 00:11:35,260 --> 00:11:36,600 Hi, I'm Peter West. 91 00:11:36,720 --> 00:11:38,200 This is my wife, Patricia. 92 00:11:38,780 --> 00:11:40,020 It's nice to meet you. 93 00:11:40,540 --> 00:11:42,820 Hi, I'm Doug Nelson and you've already met my wife, Kate. 94 00:11:43,140 --> 00:11:44,140 I'm George Hamwell. 95 00:11:44,480 --> 00:11:46,040 And I'm Amy Hamwell. 96 00:11:46,900 --> 00:11:47,900 Hello. 97 00:11:49,500 --> 00:11:52,020 Why don't I get us some drinks? 98 00:11:52,021 --> 00:11:53,021 Sounds great. 99 00:11:53,560 --> 00:11:54,560 Yeah, sure. 100 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,560 And why don't you join me? 101 00:11:58,200 --> 00:11:59,200 Oh, okay. 102 00:12:03,300 --> 00:12:04,300 George Hamwell. 103 00:12:04,720 --> 00:12:06,200 Why does that name sound so familiar? 104 00:12:06,640 --> 00:12:10,360 Well, I don't want to be immodest, but perhaps you've seen one of my pictures. 105 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:12,080 I'm a movie producer. 106 00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:14,580 What movies have you produced? 107 00:12:15,540 --> 00:12:18,660 Well, most know me from the giant slime creature from Venus. 108 00:12:19,040 --> 00:12:20,080 Nope, didn't see that one. 109 00:12:20,940 --> 00:12:23,120 The three-eyed monster from Planet X? 110 00:12:23,400 --> 00:12:24,400 Don't think so. 111 00:12:25,520 --> 00:12:28,280 Perhaps scorpion killer versus the giant Sasquatch? 112 00:12:28,880 --> 00:12:30,340 Oh, I did see that one once. 113 00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:31,800 Well, there you go. 114 00:12:32,060 --> 00:12:33,700 On the late, late, late show. 115 00:12:34,620 --> 00:12:35,620 Yes. 116 00:12:35,720 --> 00:12:38,040 Well, Peter here is in the oil business. 117 00:12:38,480 --> 00:12:38,920 Oh, really? 118 00:12:39,340 --> 00:12:40,340 That's right. 119 00:12:40,560 --> 00:12:41,140 West Star Oil. 120 00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:44,880 We operate some of the biggest offshore oil rigs in California. 121 00:12:45,800 --> 00:12:45,980 Really? 122 00:12:45,981 --> 00:12:46,981 That sounds exciting. 123 00:12:51,620 --> 00:12:54,700 So, what do you do for a living, Doug? 124 00:12:55,520 --> 00:13:02,820 I used to have a little magic act, you know, card tricks, mind reading, hypnotism. 125 00:13:03,200 --> 00:13:04,200 Really? 126 00:13:06,760 --> 00:13:08,020 Here we are. 127 00:13:11,480 --> 00:13:15,340 Doug, Amy was telling me that George here is a movie producer. 128 00:13:15,580 --> 00:13:17,320 I used to be an actress myself. 129 00:13:17,740 --> 00:13:18,740 Is that right? 130 00:13:19,280 --> 00:13:23,720 Well, mainly background work, but I was on my way up when I met Doug. 131 00:13:27,520 --> 00:13:30,120 Yes, and it's been all downhill ever since. 132 00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:32,580 Just a little joke, dear. 133 00:13:33,920 --> 00:13:38,980 I was just telling Amy how great it is to live in Los Angeles. 134 00:13:40,580 --> 00:13:43,400 My dear, this is not Los Angeles. 135 00:13:43,820 --> 00:13:45,200 This is Beverly Hills. 136 00:13:46,080 --> 00:13:47,080 Right. 137 00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:52,240 Well, Doug was just telling us that he used to be a hypnotist. 138 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,760 Oh, he did, did he? 139 00:13:57,720 --> 00:13:59,240 We weren't going to talk about that. 140 00:13:59,780 --> 00:14:00,780 It just sort of came up. 141 00:14:01,620 --> 00:14:04,440 Anyway, I think it would be great fun if he hypnotized one of us. 142 00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:06,720 No, I couldn't. 143 00:14:06,900 --> 00:14:09,360 Oh, yes, yes, me, me, hypnotize me. 144 00:14:10,520 --> 00:14:12,480 Okay, well, I guess I could give it a shot. 145 00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:24,840 Okay, keep your eye on the watch. 146 00:14:27,200 --> 00:14:28,840 You're getting sleepy. 147 00:14:31,820 --> 00:14:32,820 Sleepy. 148 00:14:35,120 --> 00:14:36,320 Very sleepy. 149 00:14:38,560 --> 00:14:39,840 Oh, I think it's working. 150 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,380 If you say so. 151 00:14:41,580 --> 00:14:46,800 Now, when I count to three and snap my fingers, you'll be in a deep, deep sleep. 152 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:51,800 One, two, three. 153 00:14:56,830 --> 00:14:57,970 Well done. 154 00:14:59,150 --> 00:15:00,670 Doug, I think you actually did it. 155 00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,110 Nope, just kidding. 156 00:15:03,970 --> 00:15:04,970 Sorry, guys. 157 00:15:07,030 --> 00:15:08,170 I thought so. 158 00:15:08,590 --> 00:15:10,090 Oh, well, better luck next time. 159 00:15:10,390 --> 00:15:13,210 Yeah, there are just too many distractions going on right now. 160 00:15:13,990 --> 00:15:15,850 I'm sure, sure, sure, sure. 161 00:15:15,851 --> 00:15:18,510 Hey, look, we've got to be going. 162 00:15:19,030 --> 00:15:20,150 Welcome to the neighborhood. 163 00:15:20,430 --> 00:15:22,610 Yes, we should be on our way as well. 164 00:15:23,030 --> 00:15:26,510 Listen, Doug, Peter and I have a golf game scheduled next week. 165 00:15:27,230 --> 00:15:27,850 You should join us. 166 00:15:27,910 --> 00:15:28,910 Do you play? 167 00:15:28,990 --> 00:15:29,410 Golf? 168 00:15:29,870 --> 00:15:30,970 Yeah, of course I do. 169 00:15:31,050 --> 00:15:32,050 I play. 170 00:15:32,170 --> 00:15:33,430 And how about you, Kate? 171 00:15:33,490 --> 00:15:34,690 What are you doing tomorrow? 172 00:15:35,470 --> 00:15:37,470 How about a shopping spree? 173 00:15:37,890 --> 00:15:41,870 Just us girls, I have to introduce you to the shops in Rodeo. 174 00:15:42,470 --> 00:15:43,590 That would be great. 175 00:15:44,230 --> 00:15:45,230 Hey. 176 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,590 Well, thanks for coming over. 177 00:15:48,690 --> 00:15:50,170 It was really great to meet you guys. 178 00:15:51,470 --> 00:15:51,550 Yeah. 179 00:15:52,030 --> 00:15:53,030 Bye. 180 00:15:55,410 --> 00:15:56,410 Bye. 181 00:16:01,070 --> 00:16:02,070 Really, Doug? 182 00:16:02,910 --> 00:16:04,050 What was I supposed to do? 183 00:16:04,170 --> 00:16:05,170 You saw. 184 00:16:08,300 --> 00:16:10,660 I guess I've got to go get some golf clubs now. 185 00:16:22,150 --> 00:16:23,150 Thank you. 186 00:16:28,230 --> 00:16:31,770 I'm telling you, Peter, there is something about those two. 187 00:16:32,090 --> 00:16:33,410 They seem perfectly normal to me. 188 00:16:33,910 --> 00:16:37,470 Normal for Topeka, maybe, but they just don't seem like our kind of people. 189 00:16:38,010 --> 00:16:39,130 Well, they're showbiz types. 190 00:16:39,230 --> 00:16:40,670 They're bound to be a bit eccentric. 191 00:16:41,150 --> 00:16:42,630 George is in show business. 192 00:16:42,770 --> 00:16:44,210 It's a legit show business. 193 00:16:44,550 --> 00:16:45,610 But hypnotism? 194 00:16:46,210 --> 00:16:47,210 Really? 195 00:16:47,470 --> 00:16:48,490 You're just being fussy. 196 00:16:48,630 --> 00:16:50,310 I'm sure everything will turn out alright. 197 00:16:50,730 --> 00:16:51,090 Maybe. 198 00:16:51,091 --> 00:16:57,010 Now, how about you and I head upstairs and have a little fun? 199 00:16:58,350 --> 00:16:59,370 Oh, Peter. 200 00:17:00,410 --> 00:17:02,710 I have a splitting headache. 201 00:17:03,990 --> 00:17:04,990 Yes. 202 00:17:05,370 --> 00:17:12,010 The longest continuous headache in the history of mankind. 203 00:17:13,010 --> 00:17:14,550 Shouting won't help, dear. 204 00:17:17,010 --> 00:17:18,010 Good night. 205 00:17:24,030 --> 00:17:25,751 Hey, you know, I think I'm going to ask Doug 206 00:17:25,752 --> 00:17:27,350 if he wants to invest in my next picture. 207 00:17:27,550 --> 00:17:28,870 Are you sure that's a good idea? 208 00:17:29,350 --> 00:17:31,150 I'm not sure they have that kind of money. 209 00:17:31,730 --> 00:17:33,830 Well, the house isn't cheap, even in today's market. 210 00:17:34,230 --> 00:17:35,390 They have to have some money. 211 00:17:35,890 --> 00:17:38,230 Well, you'd probably have to give his wife a role. 212 00:17:39,090 --> 00:17:43,590 Don't think I didn't notice how she happened to mention that she was an 213 00:17:43,591 --> 00:17:45,471 actress after you mentioned you were a producer. 214 00:17:45,930 --> 00:17:48,810 And don't think I didn't notice you drooled at the sight of her husband. 215 00:17:48,811 --> 00:17:51,590 Aw, was my man jealous? 216 00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:53,330 Always. 217 00:17:53,670 --> 00:17:55,690 Well, he was super cute. 218 00:17:56,350 --> 00:17:59,190 And I wouldn't mind a tussle with that wife of his either. 219 00:18:00,230 --> 00:18:03,170 But right now, I want to take care of you. 220 00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:04,290 You vixen. 221 00:22:56,220 --> 00:22:58,640 Thank you so much for taking me around today. 222 00:22:58,860 --> 00:22:59,740 Oh, no problem. 223 00:22:59,880 --> 00:23:02,220 It is so nice to have someone new in the neighborhood. 224 00:23:02,600 --> 00:23:05,660 Yeah, I'm sorry about that whole hypnotism thing yesterday. 225 00:23:06,120 --> 00:23:08,140 Oh, no, don't worry about it. 226 00:23:08,141 --> 00:23:09,480 It was all in good fun. 227 00:23:10,100 --> 00:23:12,700 You know, I never really believed in any of that stuff anyway. 228 00:23:13,100 --> 00:23:14,100 Okay, good. 229 00:23:14,980 --> 00:23:19,080 You know, Kate, George and I would like to meet with you and Doug some evening. 230 00:23:19,840 --> 00:23:22,060 We may have a proposition for you. 231 00:23:23,500 --> 00:23:24,500 Oh, my gosh. 232 00:23:24,660 --> 00:23:27,620 Um, Amy, okay, I'm super flattered. 233 00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:32,860 And I've heard about these Beverly Hills, um, you know, open marriages, but I don't 234 00:23:32,861 --> 00:23:34,941 think it's something that Doug and I are really into. 235 00:23:35,660 --> 00:23:38,940 No, I'm in a business proposition. 236 00:23:39,780 --> 00:23:41,200 Okay, I'm embarrassed. 237 00:23:43,220 --> 00:23:47,060 But now that you mention it, keep an open mind. 238 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:04,920 Coming. 239 00:24:12,530 --> 00:24:14,410 Are you Doug Nelson? 240 00:24:14,810 --> 00:24:15,810 Yes. 241 00:24:16,270 --> 00:24:19,990 The Doug Nelson who is related to Elizabeth Nelson. 242 00:24:21,390 --> 00:24:22,390 Elizabeth. 243 00:24:23,650 --> 00:24:24,830 You mean Aunt Bessie? 244 00:24:26,030 --> 00:24:28,030 Aunt Bessie, yes. 245 00:24:28,290 --> 00:24:29,290 She's the one. 246 00:24:29,570 --> 00:24:30,570 You knew Aunt Bessie? 247 00:24:30,950 --> 00:24:32,890 Oh, I knew her quite intimately. 248 00:24:34,350 --> 00:24:35,350 I see. 249 00:24:36,130 --> 00:24:42,250 Doug, when your aunt passed away, she left instructions for me to deliver this to you. 250 00:24:44,890 --> 00:24:46,130 What is it? 251 00:24:46,810 --> 00:24:48,570 The answer to your dreams. 252 00:24:50,170 --> 00:24:52,030 Okay, again, what is it? 253 00:24:52,670 --> 00:24:57,903 Many people considered your aunt a hoax, a charlatan, 254 00:24:57,904 --> 00:25:02,530 a snake oil salesman dressed in a skirt, if you will. 255 00:25:03,050 --> 00:25:05,350 Perhaps the same has been said about you. 256 00:25:06,270 --> 00:25:08,390 Well, everything except the skirt part. 257 00:25:09,650 --> 00:25:11,110 Yes, of course. 258 00:25:11,870 --> 00:25:13,830 But Elizabeth was much more than that. 259 00:25:14,010 --> 00:25:17,890 She truly knew the mystic secrets of ancient Tibet. 260 00:25:18,570 --> 00:25:20,990 And the power of hypnotism. 261 00:25:22,550 --> 00:25:24,530 Look, I've been through this all before, okay? 262 00:25:24,630 --> 00:25:27,670 I don't want to get run out of Beverly Hills like I was run out of Cleveland. 263 00:25:28,150 --> 00:25:29,910 Oh, you misunderstand me, my boy. 264 00:25:30,850 --> 00:25:33,190 This is the genuine article. 265 00:25:33,610 --> 00:25:36,222 With this jewel, you will be granted the 266 00:25:36,223 --> 00:25:39,090 power of hypnosis that you have always wanted. 267 00:25:39,510 --> 00:25:40,510 Sure. 268 00:25:40,870 --> 00:25:42,630 I see that you don't believe me. 269 00:25:43,490 --> 00:25:44,490 Very well. 270 00:25:44,910 --> 00:25:48,210 All I ask is that you try it before you dismiss it. 271 00:25:48,570 --> 00:25:49,670 But beware. 272 00:25:50,390 --> 00:25:53,650 The power of the jewel can be corrupting. 273 00:25:54,310 --> 00:25:55,630 Whatever you say, man. 274 00:25:56,750 --> 00:25:59,410 Douglas, don't take this lightly. 275 00:26:00,110 --> 00:26:03,110 With great power comes great responsibility. 276 00:26:03,990 --> 00:26:08,670 You must always use the jewel for good and never for evil. 277 00:26:10,410 --> 00:26:11,890 Well, thanks for the tip. 278 00:26:12,570 --> 00:26:14,430 But you should probably be going now. 279 00:26:14,510 --> 00:26:15,830 I'm really busy here. 280 00:26:28,230 --> 00:26:29,450 Good day, ma'am. 281 00:26:29,870 --> 00:26:30,870 Good day. 282 00:26:33,370 --> 00:26:34,470 Sorry about that. 283 00:26:36,590 --> 00:26:37,590 Who was that? 284 00:26:39,610 --> 00:26:41,550 Just a door-to-door salesman. 285 00:26:42,490 --> 00:26:45,010 We're not supposed to have those types around here. 286 00:26:46,070 --> 00:26:47,450 I'm sure you won't be back. 287 00:26:48,110 --> 00:26:49,110 What can I do for you? 288 00:26:49,750 --> 00:26:53,168 Well, I hate to impose on a new neighbor and all, but I 289 00:26:53,169 --> 00:26:55,870 am making dinner tonight and I ran out of cooking sherry. 290 00:26:55,871 --> 00:26:58,590 So, I was hoping that you would have some. 291 00:26:59,450 --> 00:27:03,250 You know, the place was fully stocked when we moved in, so I'm not sure. 292 00:27:03,630 --> 00:27:04,750 Why don't we go take a look? 293 00:27:04,990 --> 00:27:05,990 Thank you. 294 00:27:11,240 --> 00:27:13,480 I'm just going to check in the kitchen cabinet over here. 295 00:27:43,140 --> 00:27:45,421 I'm sorry, it looks like we don't have any cooking sherry. 296 00:27:46,600 --> 00:27:47,600 That's okay. 297 00:27:51,100 --> 00:27:52,540 But... I do have this. 298 00:27:55,440 --> 00:27:59,380 You're now under my command. 299 00:28:00,620 --> 00:28:01,820 I am under your command. 300 00:28:04,400 --> 00:28:05,580 Look how it works. 301 00:28:07,720 --> 00:28:09,140 Touch your nose. 302 00:28:11,960 --> 00:28:12,960 Jump up and down. 303 00:28:16,770 --> 00:28:17,770 Cluck like a chicken. 304 00:28:21,260 --> 00:28:22,260 Okay, Patricia. 305 00:28:23,060 --> 00:28:24,260 Here's what we're going to do. 306 00:28:26,000 --> 00:28:30,400 From now on, when you hear somebody say, wait, three times, you're going to have 307 00:28:30,401 --> 00:28:32,481 the uncontrollable urge to have sex with that person. 308 00:28:32,700 --> 00:28:34,980 I will have an uncontrollable urge. 309 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,480 Okay, wake up. 310 00:28:39,500 --> 00:28:40,500 Doug, what? 311 00:28:41,280 --> 00:28:43,140 I'm sorry, we don't have any cooking sherry. 312 00:28:45,760 --> 00:28:46,760 I'm going to go. 313 00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:48,120 Okay. 314 00:28:50,620 --> 00:28:52,280 Wait, wait, wait. 315 00:28:56,020 --> 00:28:57,700 Come in, you big hunk of a man. 316 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,760 You will forget all about this encounter. 317 00:34:10,420 --> 00:34:11,420 I will forget. 318 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:15,680 Good. 319 00:34:17,300 --> 00:34:18,580 Hi, I'm home. 320 00:34:19,680 --> 00:34:20,680 Hi, sweetheart. 321 00:34:21,240 --> 00:34:24,300 Oh, Patricia, what are you doing here? 322 00:34:25,900 --> 00:34:29,800 Patricia came by to see if we had any cooking sherry, but we don't. 323 00:34:30,800 --> 00:34:31,040 Right. 324 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,041 So she's going to be going now. 325 00:34:34,660 --> 00:34:35,660 Right. 326 00:34:36,220 --> 00:34:38,200 Well, it was great to see you. 327 00:34:38,201 --> 00:34:39,480 Yeah, goodbye. 328 00:34:41,900 --> 00:34:42,920 That was strange. 329 00:34:44,160 --> 00:34:45,980 Yeah, you know, crazy neighbors. 330 00:34:46,580 --> 00:34:48,140 So, what's with all the stuff? 331 00:34:48,820 --> 00:34:49,820 Amy took me shopping. 332 00:34:52,580 --> 00:34:54,360 Did you have to buy the entire store? 333 00:34:55,120 --> 00:34:57,471 Honey, if we're going to live in this neighborhood 334 00:34:57,571 --> 00:35:00,260 with these friends, it's just, it's what's expected. 335 00:35:01,100 --> 00:35:05,500 We're just going to have to figure out a way to make some serious money, fast. 336 00:35:17,080 --> 00:35:18,300 No, I can't. 337 00:35:26,120 --> 00:35:27,649 You know, Doug, I'd love to talk to you 338 00:35:27,650 --> 00:35:30,401 sometime about investing in my next production. 339 00:35:30,900 --> 00:35:33,220 Well, aren't movies a risky investment? 340 00:35:33,960 --> 00:35:35,560 With my track record, hardly. 341 00:35:36,320 --> 00:35:37,400 Besides, Peter's investing. 342 00:35:37,620 --> 00:35:37,980 That's right. 343 00:35:38,280 --> 00:35:40,561 I've got to figure out what to do with all that oil money. 344 00:35:41,640 --> 00:35:43,520 So what kind of money are we talking about here? 345 00:35:43,620 --> 00:35:44,540 Oh, hardly much at all. 346 00:35:44,600 --> 00:35:46,320 I just need to fill some gaps in the budget. 347 00:35:46,460 --> 00:35:47,460 Just a million or two. 348 00:35:49,440 --> 00:35:50,440 Huh. 349 00:35:50,500 --> 00:35:51,500 Is that all? 350 00:35:55,430 --> 00:35:57,090 Sorry you had such a bad day, Doug. 351 00:35:57,150 --> 00:36:00,190 If I didn't know better, I'd say you'd never played golf before in your life. 352 00:36:00,250 --> 00:36:02,566 Yeah, I can't remember the last time I saw anyone shoot a 200. 353 00:36:02,590 --> 00:36:03,590 Yeah, over par. 354 00:36:03,930 --> 00:36:05,450 Just unlucky today, I guess. 355 00:36:06,930 --> 00:36:07,930 What's this? 356 00:36:08,390 --> 00:36:09,550 One of your mystical hoo-has? 357 00:36:11,010 --> 00:36:11,610 No, no, wait. 358 00:36:11,670 --> 00:36:12,670 Don't mess with that. 359 00:36:17,880 --> 00:36:18,880 What just happened? 360 00:36:19,300 --> 00:36:20,300 Peter! 361 00:36:20,340 --> 00:36:21,340 Peter! 362 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:22,480 What have you done? 363 00:36:27,580 --> 00:36:28,780 Now I've done it. 364 00:36:28,781 --> 00:36:31,542 We're just going to have to figure out how to make some serious money. 365 00:36:32,080 --> 00:36:33,080 Fast. 366 00:36:34,920 --> 00:36:38,880 Tell me all your secrets for making money that nobody knows. 367 00:36:40,580 --> 00:36:44,060 I take millions from investors and make shitty movies for peanuts. 368 00:36:45,860 --> 00:36:46,280 Wait a minute. 369 00:36:46,580 --> 00:36:48,380 That was a project you wanted me to invest in? 370 00:36:48,540 --> 00:36:48,860 Yes. 371 00:36:49,460 --> 00:36:51,120 On paper, they cost millions. 372 00:36:51,560 --> 00:36:53,400 In reality, I'd spend hundreds. 373 00:36:54,100 --> 00:36:55,300 Doesn't anybody ever catch on? 374 00:36:55,740 --> 00:36:59,140 With a title like Invasion of the Swamp People, no one expects much. 375 00:36:59,680 --> 00:37:01,080 And what do you do with your money? 376 00:37:01,180 --> 00:37:03,060 It's all on an offshore account, Cayman Islands. 377 00:37:03,700 --> 00:37:04,780 Great place to do business. 378 00:37:07,740 --> 00:37:09,120 And Peter's in on this too? 379 00:37:10,260 --> 00:37:10,660 No. 380 00:37:10,661 --> 00:37:12,101 I'm going to take his money as well. 381 00:37:13,260 --> 00:37:14,260 Oh, really? 382 00:37:20,390 --> 00:37:21,610 What the hell just happened? 383 00:37:22,670 --> 00:37:24,710 Well, Georgie boy, you know I'm a hypnotist. 384 00:37:25,570 --> 00:37:27,210 Yeah, but I thought a lousy one. 385 00:37:28,250 --> 00:37:28,730 Certainly not. 386 00:37:29,110 --> 00:37:32,050 I had you under just now and you told me some rather interesting things. 387 00:37:32,790 --> 00:37:33,790 It was a college thing. 388 00:37:34,090 --> 00:37:35,090 Everyone experimented. 389 00:37:36,030 --> 00:37:37,510 No, no, not that. 390 00:37:37,770 --> 00:37:41,910 About your cheapo movies and your fake investments and your offshore accounts. 391 00:37:42,270 --> 00:37:43,550 Oh, damn. 392 00:37:44,350 --> 00:37:48,810 So, unless you want me to spill the beans to Peter over here or go to the cops, 393 00:37:49,210 --> 00:37:52,110 I think you and I need to come up with some kind of payment arrangement. 394 00:37:53,130 --> 00:37:54,270 You're blackmailing me? 395 00:37:54,570 --> 00:37:55,590 You're cheating your investors. 396 00:37:55,591 --> 00:37:56,710 Good point. 397 00:37:58,210 --> 00:37:58,650 All right, Nelson. 398 00:37:59,170 --> 00:38:00,170 What do you want? 399 00:38:01,010 --> 00:38:04,690 You know, I think two million dollars doesn't sound unreasonable. 400 00:38:04,990 --> 00:38:06,190 It's damn unreasonable! 401 00:38:06,430 --> 00:38:07,606 He didn't say that this morning. 402 00:38:07,630 --> 00:38:09,790 He said two million dollars was hardly anything at all. 403 00:38:09,890 --> 00:38:11,870 Yes, but that was your two million. 404 00:38:12,410 --> 00:38:14,850 And it will be mine once you give it to me. 405 00:38:16,530 --> 00:38:17,770 Well, I guess I have no choice. 406 00:38:18,750 --> 00:38:19,750 Now you're talking. 407 00:38:24,580 --> 00:38:25,400 Oh, sorry. 408 00:38:25,440 --> 00:38:26,440 I didn't know it was that valuable. 409 00:38:26,441 --> 00:38:27,300 That's okay. 410 00:38:27,320 --> 00:38:28,320 Just a family heirloom. 411 00:38:28,400 --> 00:38:29,400 You know. 412 00:38:29,600 --> 00:38:30,600 Well, gosh, guys. 413 00:38:30,980 --> 00:38:32,680 I got to get home to the little woman. 414 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:34,520 I got to get going, too. 415 00:38:34,920 --> 00:38:36,340 Let's do this again sometime. 416 00:38:37,460 --> 00:38:39,216 As a matter of fact, why don't we do it tomorrow? 417 00:38:39,240 --> 00:38:40,936 Why don't we all get together and have a few drinks? 418 00:38:40,960 --> 00:38:42,120 You guys can bring the wives. 419 00:38:42,300 --> 00:38:42,940 Sounds good to me. 420 00:38:43,020 --> 00:38:43,420 We'll be there. 421 00:38:43,740 --> 00:38:44,740 Yeah, great. 422 00:38:46,320 --> 00:38:46,900 We'll see you. 423 00:38:47,140 --> 00:38:48,140 Okay. 424 00:42:39,570 --> 00:42:40,690 I can't believe it. 425 00:42:40,691 --> 00:42:41,910 I just can't believe it. 426 00:42:41,930 --> 00:42:42,930 That bastard. 427 00:42:43,150 --> 00:42:45,670 That low-light, dirty, rotten, stinking... 428 00:42:46,750 --> 00:42:48,410 George, who are you talking about? 429 00:42:48,990 --> 00:42:50,470 That new idiot neighbor of ours? 430 00:42:51,130 --> 00:42:51,450 Slow down. 431 00:42:51,670 --> 00:42:52,010 Slow down. 432 00:42:52,070 --> 00:42:53,070 What happened? 433 00:42:53,390 --> 00:42:54,706 Well, we're at golfing today, right? 434 00:42:54,730 --> 00:42:58,190 And I was going to ask Doug about investing in the new Swamp People movie? 435 00:42:58,370 --> 00:42:58,730 Right. 436 00:42:59,310 --> 00:43:00,710 Will we get back to Doug's place? 437 00:43:02,510 --> 00:43:03,130 No, no, wait. 438 00:43:03,170 --> 00:43:04,170 Don't mess with that. 439 00:43:05,610 --> 00:43:06,610 What just happened? 440 00:43:08,090 --> 00:43:10,390 Tell me all your secrets for making money. 441 00:43:10,890 --> 00:43:14,090 I take millions from investors and make shitty movies for peanuts. 442 00:43:14,091 --> 00:43:17,810 I think you and I need to come up with some kind of payment arrangement. 443 00:43:18,090 --> 00:43:19,910 And he wants two million dollars! 444 00:43:21,690 --> 00:43:23,550 That son of a bitch! 445 00:43:24,670 --> 00:43:27,370 And to think I was going to have sex with him. 446 00:43:27,510 --> 00:43:27,850 Yeah! 447 00:43:28,190 --> 00:43:29,190 Wait, what? 448 00:43:29,330 --> 00:43:30,330 Nothing, nothing. 449 00:43:31,470 --> 00:43:34,630 I bet that tramp wife of his is involved, too. 450 00:43:34,950 --> 00:43:37,170 I can't believe someone's trying to blackmail me. 451 00:43:37,670 --> 00:43:38,670 Me! 452 00:43:38,730 --> 00:43:39,750 So are you going to pay? 453 00:43:40,170 --> 00:43:41,170 Hell no! 454 00:43:41,270 --> 00:43:43,990 You know all of our assets are tied up in those offshore investments? 455 00:43:44,690 --> 00:43:47,450 I couldn't even lay my hands on two million in cash if I wanted to. 456 00:43:48,170 --> 00:43:49,370 So what are we going to do? 457 00:43:51,450 --> 00:43:53,990 You know, I've got just the thing. 458 00:44:03,820 --> 00:44:04,820 What's up? 459 00:44:05,100 --> 00:44:05,640 Oh, nothing. 460 00:44:05,900 --> 00:44:07,460 Just something left over from the shop. 461 00:44:07,740 --> 00:44:09,080 All right. 462 00:44:09,280 --> 00:44:10,280 Well, good night. 463 00:44:10,800 --> 00:44:11,800 Hey, Kate? 464 00:44:12,700 --> 00:44:15,960 Did you mean it when you said we had to find a way to make a lot of money? 465 00:44:17,100 --> 00:44:21,860 Well, honey, we live in Beverly Hills, and I know we own the house outright, 466 00:44:21,900 --> 00:44:24,720 but keeping up with these housewives is going to be expensive. 467 00:44:27,020 --> 00:44:28,160 What if I can't find a way? 468 00:44:29,480 --> 00:44:30,540 You always find a way. 469 00:44:31,220 --> 00:44:32,220 I have faith in you. 470 00:44:32,800 --> 00:44:33,800 Plus I'm worth it. 471 00:47:57,500 --> 00:47:59,620 Are you sure we're in the right place? 472 00:47:59,960 --> 00:48:01,280 Yes, this is the right place. 473 00:48:02,340 --> 00:48:04,140 I've never been in a place this seedy before. 474 00:48:04,960 --> 00:48:06,440 I met you in a place like this. 475 00:48:19,940 --> 00:48:21,600 So how do you know this guy anyway? 476 00:48:21,700 --> 00:48:23,340 He was recommended to me by some friends. 477 00:48:24,740 --> 00:48:25,740 Who recommends hitmen? 478 00:48:27,400 --> 00:48:29,520 I have a list of references if you'd like to see them. 479 00:48:29,800 --> 00:48:31,260 No, no, that's quite all right. 480 00:48:32,280 --> 00:48:33,280 Carmine? 481 00:48:33,760 --> 00:48:34,120 Yeah. 482 00:48:34,620 --> 00:48:35,620 I'm George Hamwell. 483 00:48:36,500 --> 00:48:37,500 Ain't that nice? 484 00:48:37,760 --> 00:48:38,996 Well, you may have heard of me. 485 00:48:39,020 --> 00:48:40,080 I produce movies. 486 00:48:40,680 --> 00:48:41,160 Really? 487 00:48:41,600 --> 00:48:42,600 Which ones? 488 00:48:43,040 --> 00:48:44,840 Well, the giant slime creature from Venus. 489 00:48:45,700 --> 00:48:47,220 The three-eyed monster from Planet X. 490 00:48:47,340 --> 00:48:47,900 Never heard of it. 491 00:48:48,080 --> 00:48:49,080 George! 492 00:48:49,760 --> 00:48:50,060 All right. 493 00:48:50,300 --> 00:48:51,300 It's not important. 494 00:48:52,060 --> 00:48:53,700 I've got a job for you. 495 00:48:54,460 --> 00:48:55,460 Did you bring the cash? 496 00:48:56,860 --> 00:48:57,860 $50,000. 497 00:48:58,120 --> 00:48:59,120 Just like you asked. 498 00:49:01,660 --> 00:49:03,620 I'm assuming I don't have to count this. 499 00:49:04,600 --> 00:49:06,040 I don't think he can count. 500 00:49:06,680 --> 00:49:07,020 No, no. 501 00:49:07,160 --> 00:49:08,160 It's all there. 502 00:49:09,120 --> 00:49:10,420 Who's the guy you want to ice? 503 00:49:11,080 --> 00:49:12,340 His name is Doug Nelson. 504 00:49:13,460 --> 00:49:14,460 Here's the address. 505 00:49:21,440 --> 00:49:24,480 You and I will never see each other again. 506 00:49:24,900 --> 00:49:27,800 You, however, I will see in my dreams. 507 00:49:29,400 --> 00:49:30,400 Ew! 508 00:50:24,940 --> 00:50:25,420 Peter! 509 00:50:25,640 --> 00:50:25,760 Peter! 510 00:50:26,120 --> 00:50:26,500 Peter! 511 00:50:26,760 --> 00:50:27,180 I heard something. 512 00:50:27,520 --> 00:50:28,680 I heard something downstairs. 513 00:50:30,740 --> 00:50:31,220 Downstairs. 514 00:50:31,500 --> 00:50:31,940 I heard something. 515 00:50:32,360 --> 00:50:34,480 You're just having one of your anxiety attacks. 516 00:50:34,560 --> 00:50:35,000 Go to sleep. 517 00:50:35,001 --> 00:50:36,001 No, Peter. 518 00:50:36,460 --> 00:50:36,980 Seriously. 519 00:50:37,320 --> 00:50:39,320 Your sleeping pills aren't on the medicine cabinet. 520 00:51:06,880 --> 00:51:07,500 Wait! 521 00:51:07,860 --> 00:51:07,960 Wait! 522 00:51:08,240 --> 00:51:09,240 Wait! 523 00:51:12,480 --> 00:51:15,840 I have an uncontrollable urge to have sex with you. 524 00:51:17,760 --> 00:51:18,760 Excuse me? 525 00:51:19,140 --> 00:51:20,140 Shut up. 526 00:51:20,240 --> 00:51:21,040 Take your clothes off. 527 00:51:21,100 --> 00:51:22,100 Come here. 528 00:56:11,380 --> 00:56:12,380 I'm sorry. 529 00:56:13,020 --> 00:56:14,380 I don't know what came over me. 530 00:56:14,560 --> 00:56:16,080 No need to apologize, baby. 531 00:56:16,300 --> 00:56:17,880 You're a sexual dynamo. 532 00:56:18,540 --> 00:56:23,040 Inside that prim and proper was a wildcat waiting to get out. 533 00:56:23,780 --> 00:56:25,200 Yeah, I know. 534 00:56:26,100 --> 00:56:26,820 Wait a minute. 535 00:56:27,080 --> 00:56:29,120 Who are you and what are you doing in my house? 536 00:56:29,600 --> 00:56:30,600 Oh yeah, I forgot. 537 00:56:30,660 --> 00:56:32,880 I'm here to kill your husband. 538 00:56:33,620 --> 00:56:34,680 You're here to kill Peter? 539 00:56:35,440 --> 00:56:35,600 Doug. 540 00:56:36,160 --> 00:56:37,160 Doug? 541 00:56:37,220 --> 00:56:38,220 Doug Nelson? 542 00:56:38,320 --> 00:56:39,320 Yeah. 543 00:56:39,680 --> 00:56:40,800 Doug doesn't even live here. 544 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:45,800 7212 Maple Lane? 545 00:56:46,380 --> 00:56:47,380 No. 546 00:56:47,420 --> 00:56:48,600 This is 7221. 547 00:56:52,180 --> 00:56:53,180 George is an idiot. 548 00:56:53,280 --> 00:56:54,600 He must be dyslexic or something. 549 00:56:54,860 --> 00:56:55,860 George? 550 00:56:56,040 --> 00:56:57,040 George Hamwell? 551 00:56:57,140 --> 00:56:58,140 That's the guy. 552 00:56:58,720 --> 00:57:00,320 Why would George want to kill Doug? 553 00:57:00,680 --> 00:57:01,080 I don't know. 554 00:57:01,140 --> 00:57:02,980 It's a vestment scheme or something gone wrong. 555 00:57:03,140 --> 00:57:04,040 I don't care, baby. 556 00:57:04,120 --> 00:57:04,660 I don't care about that. 557 00:57:04,760 --> 00:57:05,760 I don't care about you. 558 00:57:06,660 --> 00:57:07,660 Down boy. 559 00:57:07,780 --> 00:57:08,800 I gotta have you. 560 00:57:09,580 --> 00:57:10,640 All in due time. 561 00:57:11,760 --> 00:57:12,760 Wait a minute. 562 00:57:13,260 --> 00:57:17,801 If George is up to what I think he's up to, I think I might be able to use your help. 563 00:57:18,140 --> 00:57:18,620 You up for that? 564 00:57:18,760 --> 00:57:20,120 I would do anything for you. 565 00:57:22,680 --> 00:57:23,900 I'm Patricia, by the way. 566 00:57:24,180 --> 00:57:24,360 Carmen. 567 00:57:24,980 --> 00:57:25,760 Nice to meet you. 568 00:57:25,800 --> 00:57:26,800 Nice to meet you. 569 00:57:38,930 --> 00:57:40,670 Hey, thanks for coming. 570 00:57:41,330 --> 00:57:42,910 Oh, we wouldn't miss it. 571 00:57:47,600 --> 00:57:49,520 Oh, Amy, George. 572 00:57:49,820 --> 00:57:51,100 How nice to see you both. 573 00:57:51,480 --> 00:57:52,480 Patricia. 574 00:57:52,800 --> 00:57:53,860 How have you been? 575 00:57:54,380 --> 00:57:55,700 Oh, just peachy. 576 00:57:57,100 --> 00:57:58,100 Oh, George. 577 00:57:58,420 --> 00:57:59,420 Peter. 578 00:57:59,880 --> 00:58:03,760 I must say, Patricia, you're looking particularly vibrant today. 579 00:58:04,060 --> 00:58:04,600 Oh, really? 580 00:58:05,020 --> 00:58:07,020 You must be this new face cream I have. 581 00:58:07,320 --> 00:58:09,620 Oh, well, whatever it is, I want some. 582 00:58:10,840 --> 00:58:11,840 No. 583 00:58:12,620 --> 00:58:13,600 Uh, sorry. 584 00:58:13,601 --> 00:58:17,240 I mean, I think I'm almost out. 585 00:58:19,720 --> 00:58:20,760 Hey, be careful, Doug. 586 00:58:21,060 --> 00:58:22,742 If I know George, he'll have you investing in his 587 00:58:22,743 --> 00:58:24,620 movie before you're finished with the first round. 588 00:58:24,900 --> 00:58:26,200 Oh, I don't think so. 589 00:58:26,380 --> 00:58:28,800 Well, he says all he needs is a couple more million. 590 00:58:29,360 --> 00:58:30,500 Yeah, two million dollars. 591 00:58:30,760 --> 00:58:32,060 Hardly anything at all, right? 592 00:58:32,680 --> 00:58:33,720 Well, I wouldn't say that. 593 00:58:35,340 --> 00:58:36,680 But you did say that. 594 00:58:37,320 --> 00:58:38,320 You did? 595 00:58:38,920 --> 00:58:40,320 Perhaps I was a bit hasty, okay? 596 00:58:40,340 --> 00:58:42,180 It is a substantial amount of money. 597 00:58:43,600 --> 00:58:44,640 Is that a good investment? 598 00:58:45,320 --> 00:58:46,580 Oh, I'm sure it is. 599 00:58:47,800 --> 00:58:52,340 Well, in any case, maybe George can give you a few pointers on the golf course, huh? 600 00:58:53,100 --> 00:58:53,620 Sure. 601 00:58:54,100 --> 00:58:55,100 Any time. 602 00:58:57,780 --> 00:59:00,320 Uh, Patricia, is everything okay? 603 00:59:00,620 --> 00:59:00,840 What? 604 00:59:01,180 --> 00:59:02,180 Oh, yeah. 605 00:59:02,640 --> 00:59:05,040 Excuse me, Kate, can you tell me where your restroom is? 606 00:59:05,300 --> 00:59:07,280 Oh, yeah, it's down past the bedroom. 607 00:59:07,700 --> 00:59:08,700 Oh, thank you. 608 00:59:12,120 --> 00:59:13,500 That was odd. 609 00:59:14,260 --> 00:59:15,660 Yes, it was. 610 00:59:16,320 --> 00:59:16,920 Excuse me. 611 00:59:17,140 --> 00:59:18,140 Sure. 612 00:59:33,750 --> 00:59:34,870 Well, what took you so long? 613 00:59:35,290 --> 00:59:36,966 I had to wait for Amy and George to get here. 614 00:59:36,990 --> 00:59:38,626 Now you're going to stick with the plan, right? 615 00:59:38,650 --> 00:59:38,950 The plan? 616 00:59:39,110 --> 00:59:40,110 Yeah, the plan. 617 00:59:40,190 --> 00:59:43,970 I intimidate George into revealing they hired me to kill Doug. 618 00:59:44,850 --> 00:59:46,930 And that he's ripping off my husband. 619 00:59:47,310 --> 00:59:48,310 Right, right. 620 00:59:48,390 --> 00:59:51,230 You know, that's not much of a plan. 621 00:59:51,710 --> 00:59:52,710 He's right. 622 00:59:54,170 --> 00:59:55,170 Sick of Carmine. 623 00:59:56,570 --> 00:59:57,570 Wait. 624 00:59:57,830 --> 00:59:58,830 Wait. 625 01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:04,480 So, 626 01:05:59,300 --> 01:06:00,820 Peter, tell me about the oil business. 627 01:06:00,860 --> 01:06:01,860 It sounds fascinating. 628 01:06:02,380 --> 01:06:04,300 Well, it's not that much to tell, really. 629 01:06:05,060 --> 01:06:07,660 You know what they say, um, oil is money. 630 01:06:08,340 --> 01:06:09,540 Is that what they say, really? 631 01:06:09,660 --> 01:06:12,060 Sure, you know, black gold, Texas tea. 632 01:06:13,060 --> 01:06:15,280 Except in my case, it's more like California latte. 633 01:06:16,740 --> 01:06:18,660 Well, I'm glad to hear that you're doing so well. 634 01:06:19,820 --> 01:06:20,940 Oh, quite well. 635 01:06:22,460 --> 01:06:24,180 Oil's well that ends well. 636 01:06:26,720 --> 01:06:29,600 Well, um, looks like everyone could use a new drink. 637 01:06:30,140 --> 01:06:32,100 Um, George, do you want to help me in the kitchen? 638 01:06:32,400 --> 01:06:33,740 Uh, yeah, sure. 639 01:06:41,840 --> 01:06:44,980 Listen, Kate, whatever your husband has told you, it's not true. 640 01:06:45,520 --> 01:06:49,560 Actually, I wasn't really here to talk about my husband. 641 01:06:50,920 --> 01:06:51,320 You're not? 642 01:06:51,520 --> 01:06:52,520 No. 643 01:06:52,660 --> 01:06:58,340 I was wondering if you could possibly cast me in your next movie. 644 01:06:59,340 --> 01:07:01,900 Oh, oh, well, I can certainly consider it. 645 01:07:01,960 --> 01:07:03,600 I mean, it doesn't have to be a big part. 646 01:07:03,780 --> 01:07:04,840 The female lead is fine. 647 01:07:05,960 --> 01:07:08,160 Well, you know I do all my own auditions. 648 01:07:09,060 --> 01:07:10,060 I'm ready. 649 01:07:10,880 --> 01:07:11,880 Well, action. 650 01:09:30,460 --> 01:09:32,320 Actually, this is an insert shot. 651 01:11:56,660 --> 01:11:58,100 Wonder what's keeping everybody? 652 01:11:58,880 --> 01:11:59,880 I don't know. 653 01:11:59,960 --> 01:12:00,960 Oh, Kate. 654 01:12:01,840 --> 01:12:02,880 Hey, I'm right here, Doug. 655 01:12:03,600 --> 01:12:04,680 Weren't you getting drinks? 656 01:12:04,900 --> 01:12:07,760 Oh, the drinks can wait. 657 01:12:08,160 --> 01:12:10,580 I have something far more important. 658 01:12:12,180 --> 01:12:13,180 What is it, honey? 659 01:12:13,880 --> 01:12:14,880 Carmine? 660 01:12:19,630 --> 01:12:20,630 Carmine? 661 01:12:21,110 --> 01:12:22,110 Amy, what's going on? 662 01:12:22,190 --> 01:12:23,270 George, just listen. 663 01:12:23,450 --> 01:12:24,510 Go ahead, Carmine. 664 01:12:25,470 --> 01:12:27,570 As in the customers I am to making speeches. 665 01:12:28,890 --> 01:12:30,750 Just get on with it, dear. 666 01:12:32,770 --> 01:12:33,770 Okay. 667 01:12:34,210 --> 01:12:37,730 That guy right there paid me to kill that guy. 668 01:12:38,590 --> 01:12:38,790 Me? 669 01:12:39,370 --> 01:12:40,850 No, no, no, Carmine. 670 01:12:41,210 --> 01:12:42,210 Remember. 671 01:12:43,550 --> 01:12:44,550 Oh, I meant that guy. 672 01:12:44,890 --> 01:12:45,890 Me? 673 01:12:46,090 --> 01:12:47,890 Yeah, you gotta work on your penmanship, dude. 674 01:12:48,470 --> 01:12:49,490 George, what's going on? 675 01:12:50,050 --> 01:12:51,210 That's what I'd like to know. 676 01:12:51,350 --> 01:12:53,730 I have no idea what this Lumix is talking about. 677 01:12:54,190 --> 01:12:55,190 Lumix? 678 01:12:55,510 --> 01:12:56,510 Lumix? 679 01:12:56,870 --> 01:12:57,870 What's a Lumix? 680 01:12:58,570 --> 01:12:59,650 Get on with it, dear, okay? 681 01:13:07,110 --> 01:13:08,410 Okay, okay, okay. 682 01:13:08,470 --> 01:13:10,930 My whole movie investment is a scam. 683 01:13:12,110 --> 01:13:13,110 What? 684 01:13:13,530 --> 01:13:15,690 I really don't even have a movie project. 685 01:13:16,250 --> 01:13:17,930 My last film that sold poorly. 686 01:13:18,990 --> 01:13:19,990 No one will finance me. 687 01:13:20,370 --> 01:13:21,010 Are you serious? 688 01:13:21,130 --> 01:13:22,410 So I slept with you for nothing? 689 01:13:23,390 --> 01:13:24,390 Well, I had fun. 690 01:13:24,750 --> 01:13:25,750 Excuse me? 691 01:13:26,350 --> 01:13:27,350 Later, honey. 692 01:13:28,570 --> 01:13:29,570 Keep talking. 693 01:13:30,790 --> 01:13:32,010 Doug was blackmailing me. 694 01:13:32,190 --> 01:13:34,110 He tried to tell Peter I was stealing his money. 695 01:13:35,190 --> 01:13:36,190 Excuse me? 696 01:13:36,390 --> 01:13:37,390 Later, honey. 697 01:13:38,730 --> 01:13:40,210 I spent all my money on my last film. 698 01:13:40,730 --> 01:13:42,530 I don't know what diamond in my name. 699 01:13:43,090 --> 01:13:44,270 Oh, sweetie. 700 01:13:45,490 --> 01:13:47,370 What about the 50 G's you paid me? 701 01:13:49,470 --> 01:13:50,710 Good thing you didn't count it. 702 01:13:53,990 --> 01:13:55,870 I don't see what's so funny. 703 01:13:56,490 --> 01:13:57,490 Oh, my. 704 01:13:57,850 --> 01:13:59,650 All of this trouble for nothing. 705 01:14:00,030 --> 01:14:01,410 The joke is on all of you. 706 01:14:02,410 --> 01:14:04,830 My oil wells have been dusters for months. 707 01:14:05,850 --> 01:14:08,030 My company filed bankruptcy last week. 708 01:14:11,570 --> 01:14:12,710 I'm dead broke? 709 01:14:14,010 --> 01:14:15,490 Or you're just plain dead. 710 01:14:15,730 --> 01:14:20,610 I can't... Doug, you have to do something. 711 01:14:21,710 --> 01:14:22,710 Okay. 712 01:14:29,920 --> 01:14:31,120 What the... 713 01:14:32,480 --> 01:14:33,740 It's this, okay? 714 01:14:33,760 --> 01:14:35,200 It's making me do evil things. 715 01:14:35,440 --> 01:14:36,520 We've got to get rid of it. 716 01:14:36,600 --> 01:14:37,600 What is it? 717 01:14:38,380 --> 01:14:39,380 Never mind. 718 01:14:39,620 --> 01:14:40,820 Just tell me that you love me. 719 01:14:41,460 --> 01:14:42,460 Of course I love you. 720 01:14:42,560 --> 01:14:45,320 Even if we have to leave all of this and go back to the psychic shop? 721 01:14:45,700 --> 01:14:48,260 Sweetheart, honestly, I hate this place. 722 01:14:48,640 --> 01:14:49,640 And all these people. 723 01:14:51,740 --> 01:14:53,380 Yeah, but you slept with George. 724 01:14:54,020 --> 01:14:55,020 Oh. 725 01:14:55,060 --> 01:14:57,380 Well, it was this evil doohickey thing. 726 01:14:57,680 --> 01:14:59,540 Its energies, you know, they affected me too. 727 01:15:00,960 --> 01:15:01,640 Okay. 728 01:15:01,920 --> 01:15:03,020 Let's just get out of here. 729 01:15:03,120 --> 01:15:04,120 Okay. 730 01:15:13,020 --> 01:15:14,220 Lesson learned. 731 01:15:20,250 --> 01:15:22,770 I suppose I should release you. 732 01:15:35,160 --> 01:15:36,160 Hey, Luke. 733 01:15:36,300 --> 01:15:37,300 The new stock payment. 734 01:15:44,640 --> 01:15:47,180 I astounded people across this country. 735 01:15:47,181 --> 01:15:49,440 My mental skills, okay? 736 01:15:50,560 --> 01:15:53,640 Fortune telling, mind reading, hypnotism. 737 01:16:03,640 --> 01:16:04,640 Oh, 738 01:16:11,440 --> 01:16:12,500 yes, yes, me, me! 739 01:16:12,640 --> 01:16:13,640 Hypnotize me! 740 01:16:19,120 --> 01:16:21,320 It's all in an offshore account, Cayman Islands. 741 01:16:21,940 --> 01:16:23,020 Great place to do business. 742 01:16:29,460 --> 01:16:30,460 Oh, yeah, I forgot. 743 01:16:30,880 --> 01:16:32,700 You're gonna kill your husband. 744 01:16:38,290 --> 01:16:40,010 Black gold, Texas tea. 745 01:16:41,090 --> 01:16:43,750 Except in my case, it's more like California latte. 746 01:16:50,520 --> 01:16:51,720 A charlatan. 747 01:16:52,300 --> 01:16:55,280 A snake oil salesman dressed in a skirt.